by Honest Jackson November 12, 2004
Get the in the ear mug.Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.
I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...
by Scar01 November 7, 2010
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As heard in Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" "I've had it in the ear before."
Another example: I really had it in the ear last night when I bought a dime bag full of oregano.
Another example: I really had it in the ear last night when I bought a dime bag full of oregano.
by Garfunkel Adison November 6, 2007
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Get the fuck you in the ear mug.A phrase referring to a nonsensical fictitious event. Frequently a tall tale told by someone else. Sometimes just used as a silly non sequitur.
John told his co-workers another ludicrous tale of bravado. Little does he know they all laugh behind his back at his pickle in the ear stories.
by Angatkuq October 26, 2010
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Get the Pain In the Ear mug.to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
by joosen April 22, 2007
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