Illness

A one-way ticket out of school!

I may as well lick the ground for my Illness Ticket!

by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2018

illness

something that is excellent or attractive.
can be used as a verb "I am gettin some illness tonight". As a description "How was the party?" "It was an illness dude!" Can also be used in the negative tense. "That chick over there is an unillness.."

ILLNESS!
Damn homie that shit is the illness!
So what is the illness tonight?
Bitch gave me herpies, I'm so unilled!

by LD March 29, 2004

Illness Actor

A person who fakes an allergic reaction to the COVID-19 vaccine in an attempt to make the lockdowns last forever. They're either paid by the CCP to do so or are lone wolves acting out an Orwellian LARP.

That doctor is faking his reaction, he's an illness actor paid by the CCP to make the lockdowns last forever.

Reuters got paid by a bunch of illness actors to push their agenda.

by Radar Overseer Scotty January 6, 2021

Mental Illness

An illness that inflicts the person's mental state. Mental illnesses range widely from mild anxiety to severe schizophrenia. Depending on the severity of an illness, it can impact a person's life more than just mentally. For example, a person with borderline personality disorder might have a hard time holding down a job because of their mood instability. Other things that can be hard while mentally ill are keeping good hygiene, keeping healthy relationships, and keeping a good sleep schedule

John breaks up with Becky's best friend.
Becky: That was so sick of you! What, do you have a mental illness?

John: Mentally Ill is not an adjective. I have though, been struggling with depression. My mental ill ness doesn’t make me any less of a person.

by PurplePanda4 February 27, 2021

Jake Paul Illness

It's when you get stage 420 cancer and cannot hesitate to not fuck up everyone's life. You turn into the biggest fuccboi in the history of MAN-FUCKING-KIND. Now all you can do is make a YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. Woopsies, you lost 2,000,000, now go roast your own older-brother. You can create a team and fuck it apart. Put "England is my city" in the script. Even though there is a city called England, I'm almost 100% positive that isn't what Pyrocynica-Nick Crompton was talking about.

Fuck my life, because anything means nothing when you're a victim of the Jake Paul Illness

by Dooby-scoo February 15, 2018

Mental Illness

Driving 5 hours just to go to waffle house while high on edibles.

you must have Mental Illness if you would drive 5 hours just to get waffle house

by Nai_OG January 12, 2022

Cheating Illness.

When someone has cheated on you more than once.

Person: YOU DID WHAT!?!

Cheater: I've got the cheating Illness..

by Mr Pyschotic May 4, 2010