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Commonly thought to be a magnet program, International Baccalaureate was made with the goal of stealing the souls, sleep, and free wills of high school students, thus reducing them into vegetables. Pros include mad BSing skills. Its long, unpronounceable and un-spellable name adds to its elite prominence.
I am, therefore I B
I B, therefore I stress
I stress, therefore IBS
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International Baccalaureate. It's created to establish the delicate line between intellectuals and riff raff. It's tough, but gives such high lying, cheating, bull shitting, and speaking abilities that it really doesn't matter what you learned, you can sound like you learned everything. Not all IB students are superior to Non-IB students but the average IB students is a much better student and, indeed, person then the average non IB student. The average IB students is elitist, but will probably be your boss/senator/owner later in life.
Riff Raff: Yo son, you aint such hot shit, i is gunna be a rapper fo realz.
IB: Wow, I can't believe my future tax dollars will pay for your numerous offspring.
by RocktheJordan February 01, 2007
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IB's operate on a totally Higher Level. (excuse the pun)
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Short for the International Baccalaureate Program. It's like walking through a shit-filled bathroom; just hold your breath the whole way through and you should be fine.
Graduated IB student: "Oh shit that was some BAD mothafucking shit in there!"

Graduated Academic Student: "Wanna smoke a joint?"
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A "special" program that I happen to be in, in whitch they spell program as "programme". Although it's very fucking hard, and they give us a bunch of dumbasstic projects, IB students go on more field trips and get an instant year of college (freshman year) already done for you. That way, you enter as a sophmore.

In the IB program, many of our teachers have no fucking sence of humor and teach and talk like robots. The teachers many times don't tell you what the fucking homework is, so you come the next day telling your teacher "Fucking tell me the homework next time". Many times the teachers are also lesbians, such as my science teacher.

Well, at least I don't have to be in a class of dumbasses.

"Normal" student: Yo, have you heard of that IB thing?

"Normal" student 2: Yeah, they do a shitload of projects. Sounds like a drag.

Me: I am IB. Therefore, I BS.
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A malevolent school curriculum that gives you no choice in what you want learn at school (The ib state that there is more choice than A-levels, no matter how many times they say this it will never be true). You are asked (forced) to take 6 subjects (3 at higher & 3 at lower), and on top of that you MUST ''participate'' in a subject (whether you like it or not) called theory of knowledge, this is complete and utter bull**** as you will have to write a essay of ~1400 words, as if thats not enough you will have to do a 40 minute presentation on a ''controversial'' issue, as can be seen theory of knowledge is a waste of time, and on top of all this you have to do coursework for every other lesson.

They add the word ''Diploma'' to make it sound more prestigious, where in actual fact it is roughly the same as 3-4 A-levels, this can be seen as a form of psycological bribary (fooling someone in to something that isnt as good as it sounds).

Other bull**** in the ib include the 4000 word essay, CAS (this isnt as bad though) and a truck load of oral commentaries.

Any one who has been involved in/with the ib for more than a week will usually result to finding loop holes out of the tasks assigned and find something more useful to do (something not related to the ib), in a frequent scenario students result to plagiarism and paying large deals of money for someone else to do the work for you.

If you have a choice DONT'T DO THE ib
My parents gave me the option A-levels or ib, I chose A-levels immediately (but parents disagree, and choose the ib ''diploma''

I'm in the ib, therefore only half my work is genuine

The ib is bull****

ib is an excuse for smart people to say that they are doing something harder and more challenging than A levels (the difference is very slim, its just there is heavier work load in the ib)
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The optional higher level course of academics taken by high school students to improve their knowledge of foreign studies, and to prepare them for college. Also notably more difficult that Advanced Placement classes, IB nerds generally make other people jealous with their smarts, despite the fact that they are all over-worked, and constantly lacking sleep.
Im in IB, therefore, I B smarter than you.

You are in IB? Therefore, you must be a virgin.
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