i was hot

When somebody is mad. A sense of anger. Sort of like heated. Can be past tense, present tense, and future tense depending on how its used.

Tyrone: "....yea so then he told me that the whole thing was just a joke after the fact"
John: "damn bro I would be mad AF
Tyrone: "yea I was HOT"

Past tense:"I was so hot"
Present tense: "man he gmfu I'm hot"
Future tense: "we shouldn't have stolen her phone when she finds out it was us she's gonna be hot"

by Just a girl on UB October 26, 2017

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021