I eat you 

I eatyou is Turkish slang.It means you really fancy the other person or you think there wonderful.

guy says: "you are very beautiful,i eat you baby"

girl says: thanks! I eat you too lover!

I eat you by lalalaurenlove February 23, 2009

So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

So cute that I would eat you up! by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020

I’ll eat you up 

It’s when a girl gives a really good Blowjob/bj

You: Have can you give me a BJ
Girl:I’ll eat you up

I’ll eat you up by F á č k š November 24, 2021

I will eat you 

A Political part and Catch phrased Coined By Aisle Five's Very own Al;bert Bigginz (THATS ME BIOTcH) who coined it durring a rhyme..anyways it means Aboslutly nothing

*reporter* Mr. Bigginz What do you know about the "I will eat you party?"
*Me* Bitch i know Nothin 'Cept if you ask me another dumb Question " I WILL EAT YOU BIOTCH I AM SUBWAY AND I RESERVE THAT RIGHT. VOTE FOR ME "

I will eat you by Albert Bigginz April 7, 2005

i want to eat you 

She wants to suck u up

Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏

i want to eat you by Ur Dic Teacher March 8, 2024

I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

I'll make you eat your parents by beattie April 11, 2005

You Shave It I Eat It 

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.

Yo ladies, you shave it I eat it.

You Shave It I Eat It by Always Shave It September 19, 2011