I Cum Blood

Originally a song by Cannibal Corpse, it has also become what is known as one of the most annoying memes ever on UG (Ultimate-Guitar) in the message forums.

Person A: Hey Pit, whats a good song to learn how to play on guitar for my girlfriend?

Person B: I Cum Blood

by sweatingbullets January 13, 2009

here i cum

What a guy says right before he releases his explosion of cum into a females fat pussy.

Him: Oh baby, here I cum
Her: Yes, cum deep inside of me

by Jghijhhj July 24, 2023

Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!

The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.

When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"

by TwoTimer January 30, 2008

Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!

The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.

When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"

by TwoTimer January 31, 2008

i love cum

it's true

"i love cum"
"i know"

by cumlover1 September 2, 2021

I drink cum

If you're here you're probably bored and you're searching weird shit on urban dictionary for no reason.

Don't be ashamed, I search weird random dumb shit on urban dictionary all the time too. #nolifegang

X: I can't think of any more weird shot to type on urban dictionary I've already searched basically everything
Y: have you searched "I drink cum"?
X: omg,good idea

by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021

I want to cum

When someone says that they most likey mean they’re horny

P1: yo im so fucking horny I want to cum rn
P2: ok

by Cyb3rs1nzz March 9, 2022