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I'm Ready! 

An expression stated when very excited, when bored, when sexually excited, or just being random. And when you say it you hafta say it in a deep sing song voice.
I'M READY! (emphasizing a deep sing song voice haha)

I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard
When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!

1.
Usain Bolt's catchphrase before a race , often projected towards the cameras that pan past him at his starting position (well, pose for him - after the Superman and Zeus dramatics) where he will follow a series of cool sayings in that deep Jamaican accent with the phrase itself.
9.58 seconds later, Bolt goes on to the break his own world record by 0.11 seconds.

2. The act of gearing up for something special..something fast that would be quickly over where you get down, put your seatbelt on - look at the person next to you and put a check on them - and roll. And when you do it, you do it cool.
Commentator *In Lane 4 we have Usain Bolt...the World's fastest man. How will be be faring on the final of the World Championships*
*Bolt waves to the crowds, does Superman poses and says 'Jah Man!' every too seconds with a big grin on his face. *Bolt looks towards the cameria*and says :

I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!

Commentator *Evidently not the least bit nervouse...And there you have it, he's ready alright*

Commentator *On their lanes....and they go*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finish line

Commentator *He's done it again...9.58 ... a new World Record in the 100m.*

This man is unstoppable.
We were ready alright, but not for something this spectacular!

And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.
1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle 

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time
I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

I'm not ready for a relationship 

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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