i'm broke as a joke 

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.

'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'

i'm broke as a joke by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope 

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.

"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope by lauren September 1, 2003