I'm Batman
The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you.
I'm Batman by Gary Trimarchi November 4, 2007
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I'm Batman
A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.
Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"
You: " I'm Batman."
Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"
You: " I'm Batman."
Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"
I'm Batman by ICanSeeYouFap June 28, 2011
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I'm Batman
This is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. You can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because I'm Batman...
Sheila: Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman.
Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman
*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*
Me: I'm Batman.
Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman
*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*
I'm Batman by Qwsde April 23, 2013
I’m Batman
We get it your batman you don’t need to say it like 10 times seriously just quit it your BRUCE WAYNE ITS NOT LONGER A SECRET JUST GIVE UP
I’m Batman by Apples are better then oranges April 20, 2018
I’m Batman
Batman is a code word for being depressed, during the day we are surrounded by people who we hide our secret from.
At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.
At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.
“Me accepting that I’m Batman and that it was never for a trend.”
“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”
“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”
I’m Batman by LuciusAscen June 9, 2023
I’m Batman
I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help
I’m Batman by Pandapiers June 12, 2023