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I'M your daddy 

The obvious answer to the question, "Who's your daddy?"
MARVIN: "WHO'S yor daddy ?!"
UD USER #40923.3: "Son, I always meant to tell you, I'M YOUR DADDY."

NANCY: "WHO'S ya daddy.(?)
UD USER #35013.6: Baby, I'M YO DADDY. Lemme show you the family jewels.

BOBBY KNIGHT: "Hoosier daddy!"
MENTAL WARD ORDERLY: "Alright Mr. Knight, here's your medication. I need you to keep your outbursts under control. Now, let's all have a good Knight." (under breath:) "I'M Y'DADDY and don't you forget it!"
I'M your daddy by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006
Words you can keep

I'M your daddy 

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit
SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

your the baby I'm the daddy 

When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy
your the baby I'm the daddy

your the baby I'm the daddy 

When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!
your the baby I'm the daddy

im your slut, daddy. 

something a woman who is sexually intoxicated will say.
Girlfriend: ahh...ahhh... Faster..... Ah there..... Yeah harder..... That right... Ahhhhhh. Babbyyyyyy... I'm cumming

Boyfriend:yes cum for me baby cum on my hard and long dick. Cum for dadddyy*grunts*
Girlfriend:fucckk yeah oh my god dadddyy I love your big hard cock that keeps on shooting into my womb yes again fuck me hard like I'm a slut. daddy! Im your slut, daddy.. DON'T STOP FUCKING ME!

Boyfriend:you asked for it.....get ready to be up all night and cum!
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
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native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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