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When a lad says this,this means that they've seen something so horrible (most likely in their opinion) that they make a joke about suicide.
Person 1:(Says that R34 doesn't ruin a franchise,that it is not the enemy of god and that the people who make and enjoy it aren't bad people)

Person 2:I Want To Die
by Xetral_Ghik May 1, 2019
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I want to die is a statement said mostly by internet memers saying they are exhausted or tired because of somebody or something's act, it doesn't mean suicide, it is just saying they are tired of it.
by Ebadlol July 1, 2020
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A military expression referring to an issue that the speaker wants to address, but recognizes would be too much hassle to deal with. It's a metaphor for realizing that, although you want to defend your "hill" from attack, to do so would be suicidal given the much stronger enemy, and this particular hill isn't so vital that you should give up your life for it, so it's best to just retreat.
- "The Colonel wants to kick off the exercise on Monday, but we're really not going to be ready until at least Tuesday. But that's not a hill I want to die on, so I'm just going to go along with what he wants."

- "Look, I understand you're upset about them demoting Corporal Thompson, and I know you want to go argue his case with the Sergeant Major, but is that really a hill you want to die on?"
by Gyreneisms July 28, 2013
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Emo MySpace kid: I want 2 die
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by PeepingJayZ July 15, 2017
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the way i feel right now. caused by lack of sleep lack of friends lack of proper nutrition and lack of fucks given. the only way to end it is to listen to the inconsiderate voices that i hear and try to block out on a min. to min. basis but that would end in catastrophe
by youbetchyah July 18, 2018
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