The rushing mass of old people on their way to the Early Bird Dinner special at Applebee's. The wreckage left in their wake is approximately the same to that of a hurricane.
Police Officer: What happened here? A hurricane?
Specialist: Even worse... a hurrycane.
Police Officer: So..many....casualties....
Specialist: Even worse... a hurrycane.
Police Officer: So..many....casualties....
by Michael Steamley May 25, 2008
n. Walking stick, usually lightweight silicon with ergonomic design, used by fitness enthusiasts when hiking mountain trails, racing through crowded streets etc.
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Why the eye patch? Trying to look like a pirate?
No! Wait, is that a thing? Actually I was impaled by a doofus with a hurrycane.
No! Wait, is that a thing? Actually I was impaled by a doofus with a hurrycane.
by gnostic3 October 11, 2019