Hide from your pantry or else you will get caught in the hurricane tortilla. Don’t call it hurricane Katrina because then he will eat your food and pantry shelves, also you and your dog.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."