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Huntingdon Valley 

A sheltered bubble just outside of Philadelphia, PA. This is not to be confused with any location INSIDE Philadelphia, PA.

They have only 3 schools there; a single elementary school, a middle school, and a small high school. This is without including Bryn Athyn, an even smaller community and even more of an isolated bubble located within the slightly larger but still really small bubble that is Huntingdon Valley.

HV features a surprisingly high Jewish population, a virtually non-existent crime-rate, and no valleys or mountains whatsoever.

The top addictions in the city: Uggs, texting, facebook, and getting kicked out of school dances.
A "Where are you from?"

B "Oh, I'm from Huntingdon Valley"

A "Where's that?"

B "Uh, it's like in Philly"

C "LMAO. Uh, no"
Huntingdon Valley by LM '10 March 18, 2009
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Huntingdon Valley 

Huntingdon Valley is the craziest town in the world, rite outside of Phila. Shit goes down in the valley that people dont even want to talk about. Gangs like "A Dub" run the streets. Also Huntingdon Valley boys r known to be ballers and dons. If you live in the da valley ur a boss
"Yo, shit be crazy in the da valley this time of year.."
"I know...bill be strapped wit nine,nine iron dat is."
"Dem Valley boyz run shit" Hell yh"
"Huntingdon Valley runs shit"

Huntington valley 

A very dangerous town outside of Philadelphia known as the “trenches” stated by citizen/rapper Dr.drew
Don’t go to Huntington valley, hella bops and hella shots.
Huntington valley by Tony darma February 7, 2024
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004