H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.
by Team Mopar November 17, 2004
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 10, 2014
by farmerbrown January 1, 2008
The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010
December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai's favourite game was Humpty Dumpty
December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty Day
by KF842 December 4, 2021
humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again
by littlejimmie July 19, 2019
Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.
Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"
by Modak March 31, 2014