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Hulk Dick 

Hulk dick is an expression for a penis that is fairly small when flaccid, but when erect grows to enormous sizes.
"Thought this guy I hooked up with would be small since he was short, turns out he had a massive hulk dick."
Hulk Dick by haha_fuck_youu October 23, 2017

hulk dong 

the description of the rare plush green Hulk doll that had a green penis sticking out ofits purple shorts
Paul Levesque sleeps with the Hulk Dong every nght
hulk dong by Rolento January 9, 2004

hulk dat hoe 

a morbidly obese man, after nailing a chick throws green paint over his body, yells in triumph "im the hulk bitch" and smashes through a wall and runs away naked
he hulk dat hoe the other day and it was good
to hulk someone
Hulikism - from the latin word hulkoshpokish, meaning "flying green blimp/fat man"

Super Hulk da Ho

To slap a Ho's face with your dick while she is give you a blow job
I super Hulk da ho in the bathroom
Super Hulk da Ho by Frank Hobo December 2, 2007

Hulk Dick 

Hulk Dick; when ones penis is super hard during every erection. Described as veiny, rock-like dick.
"Yeah, he was soo good, he had a huge Hulk Dick"

"I'm a little sore, he really gave me that Hulk Dick"
Hulk Dick by Synyster_Kidd October 9, 2015

hulk dat ho 

This is when you fist a girl, and then punch her in the face......
I "hulk dat ho" every time she doesn't listen to me.
hulk dat ho by mets4life69 October 9, 2008