"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo
by Jane February 3, 2004
the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.
The irony of acting.
The irony of acting.
Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!
Keanu. I know kung fu.
Keanu. I know kung fu.
by Biafra J July 28, 2004