The lead guitarist of The Kooks. Characterised by bright red crazy hair, wearing of sunglasses, and hippie shirts. Obviously, a (nearly) perfect specimen of man.
by rudimentary crackwhore May 30, 2007

by Big Chav Willy February 08, 2022

when you have a tiny gremlin penis and only require one pump to ejaculate and spread your gremlin aids
hugh is the definition of hugh one pump harris because he has a tiny penis and has gremlin aids and only requires one thrust on his cock to bust
by 3rd floor creww October 20, 2009
