a satanic religious pimp who was quoted as saying''If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion'', straight up.
You are the enlightened beings,Im so proud you all have ''cleared'' all these obstacles. After all this world is all about the spiritually elite, said L.Ron Hubbard, the satanic pimp.
by Micah68 July 11, 2005
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Conartist that wants ppl to believe that they're infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat big money to have them kept at bay... luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and retarded celebrities believe him.
Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.
Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.
"oops i failed my math test... hmm what would L. Ron Hubbard say?"
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"
by hahahahahahahahaha August 12, 2005
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The man who proved that no matter what non-sense you add to a religion, people are going to believe it.
A science fiction author who invented a religion involving books containing much of the same nonsense as his earlier science fiction novels, except that people believe it.
An author who has written many books - none of which should be taken seriously, but which people accept religiously.
A science fiction author who invented a religion involving books containing much of the same nonsense as his earlier science fiction novels, except that people believe it.
An author who has written many books - none of which should be taken seriously, but which people accept religiously.
by Mr Texas I August 01, 2010
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Lafayette Ronald Hubbard is the founder of Scientology, and perhaps the greatest genius to have ever lived. Not only has he tricked millions of people into believing his bogus science, but he actually has them /paying/ to raise their rank within the church, and learn more of its secrets.
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind
Tom Cruise is a fucking dumbass.
Scientology is the greatest scam ever.
L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius
Scientology is the greatest scam ever.
L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius
by Fernando martinez September 08, 2006
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by PIMPZ August 12, 2005
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When a Hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.
The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
Garry the Hubbard from Military Rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. He rides lots - at least once a fortnight.
For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.
Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.
He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.
Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.
He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
by J-rock from trailer park boys June 15, 2013
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