horn battle

A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.

The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!

horn battle by mamarley August 20, 2011

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kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

kentucky horn battle by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

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battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

battered horn by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

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