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kentucky horn battle 

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.
Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"
kentucky horn battle by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

battered horn 

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse
I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn
battered horn by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018