pirate hooker

A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.

Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.

by siesta October 24, 2006

Pirate Hooker

A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.

"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"

by JMAN36969 October 4, 2009

Pirate Hooker

A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.

Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..

by Tuppy ole July 23, 2009

Pirate hooker

A gold digging women who trys to steel other womens men.

That bitch is a pirate hooker.

by Arthrodesis August 16, 2011

Pirate Hooker

A girl who will service a large group of men.

Normally called Fr0g

That girl was a getting all over.

I know. . . like a pirate hooker.

by Sammiesunshines January 17, 2009

pirate hooker

-when someone does something that is totally skanky, they are called a pirate hooker

Cathy - "hey i just hooked up with this guy from the mall."
Sue - "what was his name?"
Cathy - "dunno."
Sue - "You're such a pirate hooker!!"

by reve January 8, 2006

Pirate Hooker

A bad ass chick that is down for her man. She exudes confidence and sexuality. She's a flirt. Her sex drive is equal to her man's. She can hang with the boyz but is still a lady.
Pirate Hookers usually travel in groups. With their men along for the ride.

No celebrity pirate hookers known....

by Angie Pastinucci March 20, 2009