Hook you up

The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:

1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.

Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?

Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.

Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?

Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!

Hook you up by DeeeFoo May 4, 2017

hook you up

Sort ya out with a product or commodity

I can hook you up mate!

hook you up by K Dum June 3, 2016

I'll hook you up with the good parts. 

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

I'll hook you up with the good parts. by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong! 

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong! by roachroast24 December 17, 2008