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1) A fat, sweaty, prematurely balding, hairy, 29 year old virgin.
2) A teacher at ERMS.
1) Woah, that Hoogeybear looks like he hasn't been touched by a woman since his mother shoved him out of her vagina.
by Aecilmh Oughiaans December 13, 2010
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