Hoogeybear 

1) A fat, sweaty, prematurely balding, hairy, 29 year old virgin.
2) A teacher at ERMS.

1) Woah, that Hoogeybear looks like he hasn't been touched by a woman since his mother shoved him out of her vagina.

Hoogeybear by Aecilmh Oughiaans December 14, 2010

honeybear 

your sweetie, darling

that new girl kate is sooo my honeybear

honeybear by i love yeah yeah yeahs June 11, 2010

Honeybear 

two gay "bear" men engaging in public dispays of affection for one another

"check out those Honeybears! ... they can't keep their hands off each other!"

Honeybear by pdx gay pride! June 30, 2009

Honeybear 

A term of endearment and/or affection, often used by the likes of people who refer to others as 'cowboy', and 'sugar-booger'.

"Hey there Honeybear, gotta smoke?"

Honeybear by Echoes (are lovely) April 30, 2007

honeybear 

Corny and sickeningly sappy comments and actions performed between two honeybears while mating. often involves an onslaught of nicknames involving animals and desserts.

My honeybear and I make love like 2 giraffes necking in the African tundra.

honeybear by honeybear12345 May 5, 2010

Honeybear 

Honeybear is a verb. It's when you're out in the woods and a man licks your butt while you're up against a tree. It's called honeybear because it's sweeter than a bear mauling you on the tree.

Barba- "Girl I've had a headache so long that I was calling honeybears out in the woods last night"!

Lindsey- "You better not have had swamp-pass!"

Honeybear by unicornlovertwinkles March 2, 2022

Honeybear

When you meet someone and immediately hate them first and then you slowly grow to like them.

Honestly, I think me and Dawn's Honeybear phase is over

Honeybear by GazelleSweatshirt41 January 14, 2026