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Honey Badger Swag 

When you go out in public, dressed in a nonchalant fashion. You don't care about your physical appearance nor do you care about the coordination of the clothing you are wearing. Just like honey badger, you don't care.
Greg: Hey Isaac, what happened this morning? You are wearing plaid shorts with a fanel top plus sandals with knee high socks. And what happened to your hair? Did you wake up late?
Isaac: No, I just got that Honey Badger Swag
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Honey badger mode 

When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.
Honey badger mode is:

1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club

2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.

3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.
Honey badger mode by Cruncherific December 7, 2011

Honey Badger 

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.
When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.
Honey Badger by aquilla_sky December 17, 2012

Honey Badger 

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!
Honey Badger by Squaids187 July 7, 2010

Honey Badgered 

The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.
Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."

Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."
Honey Badgered by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009

Honey Badger 

(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
Honey Badger by PRG27 October 24, 2014

honey badger 

The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.

A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!
honey badger by herpy July 26, 2011