Holland Middle School 

A school with too many kids who try to become popular by fistfighting and vaping in the bathrooms. All the white boys say the n word yet they were never given the pass. Every "quirky" girl walks in with iced coffee, a messy bun, oversized hoodies and makes tik toks. the stairs are impossible to walk up/down without tripping, and you need to fill out a whole pass just to leave the room. basically prison with a broken AC.

boy: yoooo bro stacy and rabecca got in a fight in the bathrooms cause rabecca stole her juul pod
boy2: yeah bro it's all over snapchat. can't believe it started on tik tok...
boy3: those holland middle school kids are crazy...

Holland Middle School by gary pa-pedo-zion April 9, 2019

Holland Middle School 

the place where people vape in the bathrooms and get caught having weed in their lockers and make cringy ass tik toks when the teachers aren’t looking

him: *sends video vaping*
her: man you seem like a holland middle school student

Holland Middle School by suck my peeen March 13, 2019

Holland Middle School 

This is the school where kids vape, make tik toks,and hide their vape in the ceiling tiles in the bathroom. Our parents pay a ridiculous amount of money in taxes, yet we’re still stuck with these shitty teachers, and random ass TV’s in the hallways that don’t even have a clock on them, the one thing we actually need. All of the white kids here think that they’re so ghetto, and the sad part is they try and act like it. Most of these white kids are either rich, Russian, or both. Welcome to Holland Middle School.

Random Kid: Hey, did you just hear that white kid wearing Yeezys scream the n word??
Me: Yeah, he’s probably from Holland Middle School.

Holland Middle School by Bada-Bing-Bada-Boom May 9, 2019

Holland Middle School 

Most of the kids here are too smart they take brain steriods. The remainders of the children that go here are either retards or vapists. This school is weird bc some of the jocks are smarts and some of the nerds are jocks. The pretty girls are the ones that are dumb and good at sports and the ones that wear dirty pajama pants and mockisins to school every day with the classy messy white girl bun. Most of the atheletic kids are assholes and popular. Theyre annoying and the think theyre gods. The atheletic boys are only interested in getting laid. This school is super rich and if u dont own an iPhone ur gonna get bullied. They spent a shit-load of money renovationg the school so it looks really pretty and rich. Tbh some of the kids here are actually good kids some of them are hotties and some of them are white bitches that need to stop saying the n word.

Holland middle school

Holland Middle School by Doggidoodoo May 25, 2019

Holland Middle school 

Holland middle school is the place where big chungus smokes grass and was the place where mo bamba was made

Yo Holland middle school want some chicken

Holland Middle school by Big Chungus aka Samir January 4, 2019

Holland Middle School 

All of the people here vape to be cool or be cool to vape. You can’t get through the hallways without getting shoved into a locker after someone got pushed by one of their buddies, and your teachers are either the best person ever, or they are a pedophile that calls the women in your class “princess” or any other term of endearment. This place is the place that people are happy when they get a D even though they know they are gonna get their ass whooped by their parents for it. The people at this school say things to people to sound rude even thought the word isn’t bad, for example, someone could call someone a thundercunt thinking it’s bad even though it’s just violently throwing someone in a wall. The people here are honestly all Russian or really white. I swear I’ve only seen like 3 black people here. And the white kids love to scream the n word, even though none of them have the pass. Literally you can’t just walk into this school and just hear literally every single slur and swear word that exists because everyone just uses every single one in one sentence. And also, everyone here beats up the gays. In this place, you are either a fucking vapist, rapist, racist or you are bullied. And all the athletic boys just want people to give them head, specifically the blond hot Cheeto girls that wear uggs and have fuckin 16 inch nails. Anyway, all in all you don’t want to enter this insane asylum, because you won’t make it out alive and with both of your testicles.

Person 1: Hey, look! There’s a boy getting head while vaping! Person 2: must be a Holland Middle School kid.

Holland Middle School by Drake The Woman April 1, 2025