A true VA Tech fan.
One who outsmarts, outplays, outwhits, outscores, outlives, outdoes, and basically beats the hell out of the University of Viginia Wahoos.
One who outsmarts, outplays, outwhits, outscores, outlives, outdoes, and basically beats the hell out of the University of Viginia Wahoos.
A Hokie wouldn't use they're when he means their in his definition like "letsgohoos" would. And that's why he's a wafreakinhoo.
by Matthew Richard Wright October 19, 2006
Despite all the made-up definitions here, "Hokie" is a real word. "Hokie" was originally coined by American turkey farmers in the 1930's.
Like all animals and including humans, turkeys consist of diverse populations of individuals with varying degrees of intelligence, physical coordination, colors, etc.
The farmers noticed that about 2-3% of their turkey population consisted of members who were roughly 20% smaller than most other turkeys and these same turkeys frequently had physically deformations and less attractive feather color patterns. Surprisingly, these same turkeys were known to suffer mental retardation and would frequently get themselves killed at young ages by engaging in such activities as drowning themselves in puddles of water or by repeatedly slamming their heads into the ground. And more shocking and rare in the animal kingdom, these same turkeys frequently attempted homosexual activities with other turkeys. When these turkeys were slaughtered and cooked for human consumption, it was noticed that their meat was exceptionally bitter in taste and grainy in texture, thus making them very undesirable in the poultry industry.
These turkeys were called "Hokies".
From the history of the word and understanding the Virgina Tech student population, it should be clear why the school adopted the Hokie as its mascot.
Like all animals and including humans, turkeys consist of diverse populations of individuals with varying degrees of intelligence, physical coordination, colors, etc.
The farmers noticed that about 2-3% of their turkey population consisted of members who were roughly 20% smaller than most other turkeys and these same turkeys frequently had physically deformations and less attractive feather color patterns. Surprisingly, these same turkeys were known to suffer mental retardation and would frequently get themselves killed at young ages by engaging in such activities as drowning themselves in puddles of water or by repeatedly slamming their heads into the ground. And more shocking and rare in the animal kingdom, these same turkeys frequently attempted homosexual activities with other turkeys. When these turkeys were slaughtered and cooked for human consumption, it was noticed that their meat was exceptionally bitter in taste and grainy in texture, thus making them very undesirable in the poultry industry.
These turkeys were called "Hokies".
From the history of the word and understanding the Virgina Tech student population, it should be clear why the school adopted the Hokie as its mascot.
Turkey farmer: "I discovered two more of our birds were hokies so I saved us the trouble and killed them."
Virginia Tech student: "I be iz in kollege and be learnding for ma edumacation. Go Hokies!"
Virginia Tech student: "I be iz in kollege and be learnding for ma edumacation. Go Hokies!"
by ant256 January 4, 2014
by mkreid2 April 9, 2008
Main Entry: hokie
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: an emasculated turkey
Main Entry: hokie
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: corny and contrived, fake and melodramatic, insincerely emotional
take your pick bitches
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: an emasculated turkey
Main Entry: hokie
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: corny and contrived, fake and melodramatic, insincerely emotional
take your pick bitches
by sorryyoudontgotouva April 25, 2005
1. A person who goes around wearing burgundy and orange every game day.
2. A person who aspires to go to Virginia Tech.
3. One who goes to Virginia Tech.
2. A person who aspires to go to Virginia Tech.
3. One who goes to Virginia Tech.
by Donna January 1, 2004
It took the hokies only 12 weeks to win the ACC championship where as the wahoos have yet to win it in over 50 years.
by Giselle February 8, 2005