by RALPACHEZ July 10, 2018
Are you a Hoarder of God?”
by MinocquaFuck June 1, 2021
An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 13, 2015
whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?
i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
by kidla November 6, 2010
Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.
Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick
Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah
Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah
by dethj4y February 2, 2011
Nadim - How come you never set me up with any of your hot friends?
Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.
Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!
Thy - F#!* you!
Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.
Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!
Thy - F#!* you!
by Thy Nguyen May 26, 2011
Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.
Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.
by QuacksO November 6, 2018