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Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Possibly the longest real word in English, other than Antidisestablishmentarianmism.

Defined medically as "the fear of long words."
Patient: Doctor, I think I have a fear of long words.

Doctor: Ah! Yes! You have hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Patient: AHH!

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. I don't know how to put this in a sentence.

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippomonstrosesquippedalophia is the fear of long words.
Henry: Why is the fear of long words called Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? The person who called it this way is mean. Hey, Brian, where did you go?

hippomonstrosesquippedaliosupercalifragilisticexpialidociouspneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisphobia 

The fear of 111 characters/letters in a single word
I need to get my hippomonstrosesquippedaliosupercalifragilisticexpialidociouspneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisphobia treated

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

I’m sorry sir, you seem to have hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia“
*screams*