A high school in Hershey, PA, were everybody thinks they are awesome at everything even though they are just an average high school. All the guys act like hero jocks, and all of the girls are backstabbing Daddys' girls, with the exception of the girl athletes, who are more manly than the guys at the school. The most hated school in the Mid Penn district, Hershey has a bad name due to their obnoxious fans, bickering parents and corrupt school administration. However, Hershey is remarkably good at getting their parties busted by the Derry Township Police, who are possibly the only thing worse in Hershey than the high school itself.
Did you hear about the party with Hershey High School students that got busted? Turns out somebody snitched them out again.
Hershey High School girls are so easy, a goalie from another school slept with three of them
Hershey High School girls are so easy, a goalie from another school slept with three of them
by nacholover April 8, 2009
Hershey High School is the shittiest school in Pennsylvania. A school filled with preppy white retards, dumbass jocks, and nerds. This school thinks they are better than every other school but they get absolutely shit on in almost every sport. Additionally, all of their parties get busted by the cops. It is no wonder they are constantly looking for beef with other schools because they are just so bored with their lives. The boys are all closeted homosexuals and almost all of the girls are sluts. If you want your kid to be a nobody and a failure, just send them to HHS! They will be greeted with the smell of badussy throughout every hallway. Come on down and you'll test HIV positive within no time!
by HersheySucksBallz December 2, 2021
The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍
Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?
by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021
A school full of rich ass white kids who never been beaten in there whole life and don't know what it is like to be told no. they jock off of every other school in the area. and try hard to be trendy. but there not
by boby the builder August 30, 2022
The school where everyone knows everyone. Rumors, Lies, and things spread faster than flies to shit. People Are evil and not your friends. House parents cant cook for nothing. and the admin cant think for nothing.
by kitty kat killer June 3, 2022