A Hellbug is a pest classified under the Phylum Helldweller. It is a type of vermin made of Purgatory byproduct and is native to the bowels of hell, fire pit region in NE Washington DC.
The Hellbug is known for nesting in abandoned properties, municipal and residential crawl spaces. Hellbugs engage in a species specific activity known as “floorboarding” while infesting residential structures.
The Hellbug is known for nesting in abandoned properties, municipal and residential crawl spaces. Hellbugs engage in a species specific activity known as “floorboarding” while infesting residential structures.
by Director of Recycling January 24, 2025
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