helen keller it

a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking

"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."

"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."

by Kyled avis August 16, 2008

Helen Keller

When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell

"I Helen Kellered this dude, he's obnoxious."

by 303MTB April 17, 2014

Helen Keller

Jerking off with a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, usually with underwear down by ankles.

“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”

by dubes1027 March 27, 2019

Helen Keller

I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!

Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!

by Alotta Nerve March 13, 2014

Helen Keller

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

by my white tees January 30, 2006

The Helen Keller

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.

Song: Shush girl, shut your mouth. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009

helen keller

The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.

yo man, did you pick up that helen? ya bro this shit is def helen keller.

by dvdjms November 25, 2010