Herald: Look at big boy hector coming our way
Big boy Hector: Dude stop!
Herald: SHOW US YOUR CHODE YOU BUTLER FUCKBOY.
Big boy Hector: Dude stop!
Herald: SHOW US YOUR CHODE YOU BUTLER FUCKBOY.
by LightBeUponYouAndYou February 27, 2017
Adam: Dude, what happened with that chick last night?
Ben: That chicks fur cave was hector malector!
Adam: Sweeeeeet
Ben: That chicks fur cave was hector malector!
Adam: Sweeeeeet
by grooof August 3, 2011
A rock called hector is a tiktoker who reposts videos saying the phrase 'A rock called hector'. This rock is a character from the game Omori. Hector is a rock to that belongs to the character Kel in headspace.
by a rock called hector April 5, 2023
A dirty hector is when you are on the couch playing x box for hours and your girlfriend text you and you ignore her and she ends up at your house with a knife
by Secret admirer April 17, 2020
One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.
by truey January 22, 2009
When you have been found guilty of a crime or action that involved scamming an adult with a baby or an adult with a small child....
Man, that guy really fooled our baby boy with that babalizing! What a fraud, he's guilty as hector's dolphin.
by Silencer|oo7 June 21, 2021