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Heartface
A Heartface is a simple 'text' style face that is a combination between a heart and a face. It basically looks like this - :<3)
*To you're crush* "It was nice seeing you at Tracie's party last night :<3)" is a great example of when to use the Heartface.
Heartface by Testcrasher September 7, 2011
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Hearteater
The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.
Hearteater by theyreallfine October 18, 2019
hearteater
A person that you used to be in love with but that person hurt you and didn’t care at all, then the person acts like he/she cares about you when they don’t
hearteater by Sad15yearold March 29, 2019
heartache
1.That gnawing feeling that tells you that you will never love any other as much as you loved the asswipe responsible for your broken heart.
2.Usually accompanied by feelings of self recrimination.
2.Usually accompanied by feelings of self recrimination.
The only way to ease heartache is to make jokes about the ball licker who smashed your love to smithereens.
hatface
Offensive term used to describe a bretherin with an unnattractive face, likened to messy hair following the removal of a hat or cap.
hatface by the jester 2006 July 19, 2006
heartache
a complete waste of time. but it isn’t your choice. your heart is literally aching. it feels like there is a hole in your chest. or someone is screaming inside of you. it is usually caused by an asshole who you loved but didn’t love you back. that asshole made you think he did though
heartache by i’m broken a little August 8, 2019
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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