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An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.
by Jerry February 09, 2005
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selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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A low-life, peasant, weakling, idiot or loser. Someone who will hang hats at restaurants for the rest of his life. Based off on how a hatrack is the lowest on the apparel-hanging food chain
Wow, he failed his math exam? He's such a hatrack.

That guy is such a hatrack, he can't even do one push up.
by Deer N. Hedlites June 18, 2012
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A very skinny male who resembles a pole or very thin object
Jim: Holy shit!! Did that hat rack just talk?

Joe: No man. Thats Matt
by Wallytheman November 22, 2007
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a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.
Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*
by bishopofbumville April 28, 2007
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any person or object that is not to be underestimated or fucked with
i fucked this lil bitch last nite.. man she was no hatrack
by shawn October 05, 2004
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A hatrack is a ghetto heart attack.
Damn boii I jist git one hill of a hatrack!
by JoshDT September 10, 2006
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