hard drive

A small metal box with which all your saving'5 4r3 belong to u5 . You don't have any wealth in this situation. All of your saving can be stolen by B3n Bern4nk??? with the press of a button

We jj33w '5 will expand our F3D balance sheet by another Trillion. You have no real wealth or store of "m0&3y". It is all just a number on a hard drive. Your whole lif3"""s s4vings are just a number on a hard drive.

We can take it away with the pre55 of a butt0on.

^^^l33t 5p34k for f1lt3r5. the m4st3r'5 0ppr35510n@#$% ^^^

by I hate inflation March 21, 2009

Smash my Hard Drive

Male Masturbation

I was camping with my buddys all week so I couldn't wait to get home and smash my hard drive

by NickandBilly August 26, 2016

hard drive manifest destiny

Take manifest destiny, and apply it to filling up a hard drive, so that you get something like "downloading stuff (such as movies) because you have the space and/or you were meant to.

"My mom looked at me inquisitively and asked, 'Why do you need a new hard drive?' I replied, 'Hard drive manifest destiny.'"
"Billy just bought his fourth hard drive yesterday; he should see a shrink about his hard drive manifest destiny."

by L'Orage Orange June 23, 2004

Hard Drive Training

When bunch horny guys go to titty bars, and talk at work in codes, and refer to HDT (hard drive training) as outing to the titty bar

we are goin to hard drive training tonite....

by Hard drive trainee June 11, 2003

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).

Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)

by DirkD January 22, 2007

format my hard drive

A process that erases all of the data on a computer's hard drive.

Damn! I had over 50 gigs of GILF porn until my computer fucked up and I had to format my hard drive.

Its GILF porn time! Oh yeah, I forgot I had to format my hard drive. FUCK! I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE NOW!

by anonymous69 December 15, 2005

defrag your hard drive

Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.

If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.

by BrandonC March 24, 2006