Hannah is a hoe and dates 4 desperate guys at the same time
Hannah is a hoe
by MrMonkeyMan2312 September 1, 2020
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Hannah is that quirky gay girl in your classes, she's a bit strange and shy but when she's with her friend she's loud, funny, gory and disturbing. She never knows what to do when others are sad because she doesn't know what to do for herself.
Friend: Hey, did you see Hannah?
You: yeah, her clothing style is so weird but I kinda love it.
Friend: yeah.
by Pelargonium December 17, 2019
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Hannah is a weird person you just can't explain it in any other way. She will stick up for herself but doesn't like getting into others unless you need her. Keep Hannah close if you have one and if you are one keep this in mind always.
Me: Hannah don't eat that you are allergic!!
Hannah: I'm going to eat the banana!
Me inside: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She's gonna die!!!!!!

Me outside: Fine! What do you want your funeral to look like?
by MORGANtheLOSER January 15, 2020
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Hannah invited a boy over but he has a 9 incher and she is scared to get paralyzed
by snanjaj uisjs June 11, 2020
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Hannah is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is gorgeous, funny, and fucking cute as hell. She has a dirty side but that just adds to the fun of begin with her. Hannah will always open up to you when she feels that she trusts you, all you need to do is ask. This amazing girl as had a dark past and may not like to share unless she knows that she can trust you. She loves salted caramel cookies and cuddles with her one and only true love. She also really likes oz-tag and skateboarding which makes her seem even more fucking adorable and a goddess. Always tell her you love her and give her amazing presents because she deserves so much more than you could ever give. You should never take advantage of this wonderful girl or she may take your heart with her and leave.
Sebastian: I’m so fricking in love with Hannah
Ethan: well then you gotta let her know
Sebastian: But what if she doesn’t like me back?
Ethan: You just gotta go for it bro
by SebStar503 April 22, 2020
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A stupid bitch who don’t know how to do shit also always depressed and lonely
Hannah is a stupid bitch who don’t know how to do shit
by Unknown user 10009 May 30, 2020
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