Handy Jay

Handy jay is an euphemism for hand job. First came to my attention in the 14th American Dad episode of season 4.

Roger says: While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy, in exchange for an angry handy jay.

by mercurytoxic May 10, 2009

handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.

Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.

by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.

Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.

by Little BB November 23, 2013

Swedish Handy Jay

Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.

J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

P: #rub rub rub#

J: oh oh oh!! Squirt

P: #rub rub rub rub#

J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!

P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."

J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"

by EmpressMe November 13, 2013

Hand jay

A sexual act of pleasuring a penis with a hand. Short for hand job. Relating to H-jay.

My girl wasn't in the mood for much so I asked for an Hand Jay.

by The epistaxis May 1, 2013

HandyJay732

A guy as useful as Anne Frank's Drum Set
Also, a Mayonaise Monkey who streams on Twitch.tv/HandyJay732

Oh, Its HandyJay732, Better stay away from him!

by HandyJay732 January 9, 2018