Handraulic 

The use of archaic hand methods to articulate complex ideas; even though use of technology would greatly increase efficiency and simplify the task at hand.

Students will use handraulic methods to write a fifteen page report. Typed reports will not be accepted.

All math problems are to be done handraulicly; use of calculators is not permitted.

Handraulic by Sapper Ugly May 21, 2009

handraulic 

A means of working which usually involves a man and a shovel when a mechanical hydraulic digger is either unavailable or cannot gain access.

We reverted to the handraulic digger because we could not use anything else in that small space.

handraulic by Steve Raw September 19, 2003

1 man 1 hydraulic press 

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

1 man 1 hydraulic press by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

hydraulic press 

Kokichi Ouma.

Maki: "lol Kokichi went smoosh under the hydraulic press XD"

hydraulic press by It's a lie nehehe October 19, 2020

Hydraulic Shit 

The type of shit you take after hitting the stall about one second before shitting your pants. You assault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the turd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. Very similar to the Carpenters Cut.

Man I feel hydraulic shit coming on, you better pull into that gas station before I shit my pants, I am already breaking out in a cold sweat!

Hydraulic Shit by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009

Mandraulic 

A portmanteau of manual + hydraulic, which, despite the etymology, is a hybrid process where despite automation in all other parts one vital link is filled by a human action rather than machine.

Mandraulic: "Computer Application "A" produces a table of data, which is converted into a payment run to a vendor in Computer Application "B" once the Accounts Payable clerk has loaded that table into Computer Application B, rather than it being exported automatically from Computer Application A into Computer Application B.

Dave is the mandraulic piece of the process as he has to load the batch coming out of the enterprise resource planning system onto the payment platform.

Mandraulic by Outmarsat June 8, 2018

Hydraulic Pressable 

Someone or something that possesses a pronounced visual quality of being easily flattenable or compressible under pressure, almost as if it could be effortlessly transformed into a flattened state.

Raul: You look quite Hydraulic Pressable today... 🤤🤤

Mortimer: *screams of the damned*

Hydraulic Pressable by TsukiKitten August 24, 2023