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Nevada Hand Dryer 

When you chain a hooker in a basement, feed her beans, and glue her anus shut and after a set amount of days, ranging from 3-5 (depending on how fat she is) you feed her laxatives, open her anus up (Typically used with a screwdriver, butter knife or something similar) and stick an oil funnel into her, leading into your mouth and let it rip.
"Yeah dude, did you hear Jaylen just did a Nevada Hand Dryer on that hooker!"
Nevada Hand Dryer by hosteyele June 30, 2025

hand blow dryer 

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.
When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
hand blow dryer by Kt K March 21, 2007