A Hagen seems like a really good looking guy with a nice body but once you get to know him he becomes obsessive and a really big dick
by KayLee Goold February 5, 2015
A black headed, green eyed, guy that lives in Elkin, NC, and works in Wilkesboro, NC. Set the ODAC catches per game (10.3) record at Guilford College. Questionably the coolest guy alive!
by Mallorie Vogler April 5, 2010
A legendary peacock from the mean streets of yorba linda, CA. His multitude of heinous and flamboyant tattoos, in addition to the various screamo bands he jumps in and out of make him quite an entertaining character in the Orange County underground. Rumored to have slept with over 1,200 women, there are few taboos that Hagen does not defy.
"Did you hear about Hagen the other night? He was arrested for sodomizing an underage vagrant hippie behind Sonic in Buena Park. Yeah, they busted him for having a mini-pharmacy taped to his crotch as well."
by DowntownPreacher February 13, 2008
by Jonathon October 8, 2004
by sier October 18, 2007
A mythical STD derived from Germany, A theory that one can contract "The Hagen" after sleeping with a man-whore, The mythical STD is a german slang term that means everywhere, just like a man-whore.
by free rider January 4, 2010