To be gay ,armenian and to dance the macarena.
Tyrone : Yo habib
Andre : :( cry cry
Tyrone : I win , habib
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Habib was born Habib Abdul-Habib in Baghdad, Iraq in 1980.

The young Habib got his start in show business in 1983 working as an oud polisher for Munir Bashir. A year later Habib began working as an opening act for various acts across the region.

Habib worked at many comedy clubs around the Middle East through the 1980's. His one-night-only showcase at the Improv in Damascus in 1989 is widely regarded by both Arab comedy critics as one of the best performances ever. His legendary bit, "What's the deal with Tabouleh?" cemented his status as one of the regions biggest celebrities and earned him a star on the Beirut Walk of Fame. The star was irreparably damaged by rockets in 2006.

However, not everybody was a Habib fan. His predeliction for silly songs and his penchant for corny jokes soon found him falling out of favor with the Iraqi mainstream. He became known as "Baghdad's Second-Worst Comedian." Then, in 1993, he was demoted to "Baghdad's Worst Comedian" after Baghdad's Worst Comedian did not vote for Saddam.

Habib currently resides in Baghdad with his wife and three camels (Billy, Petey and Abdul-Rahman). He is a distant relative of Iraqi basketball star Hassan β€œToo Tall” Jones. Habib tours the world singing bad songs and telling equally bad jokes and appears in a number of videos....
That Habib song was awesome!
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My brother is obsessed with having habibs, i dont think his dick can hold up much longer.

by akaka December 09, 2006
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slang for a crazy mothefucker who talks shit all day but won't ever back it up. also prone to speaking gibberish and never making sense, hence creating confrontations when told to shut up
Person 1: "Im da juggernaut bitch, crab cakes and all"
Person 2: "What!??! You make no sense."
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up! I feel like slapping you mang."
Person 2: (Bitch Slaps Person 1) "Calm the fuck down, Damn Habib"
by CED USC May 05, 2006
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A person from the Indian Subcontinent region.

Also see Kabib
I was hanging out with Kumar at the bar last night. That Habib couldn't get laid in a Vietnamese brothel.
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A adult make obsessed with karaoke and subpar football and baseball franchises.
He's going to watch the Bengals at the Karaoke bar, what habibs.
by EZ343 September 25, 2011
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The most bitchiest guy ever and will beat the shit out of you if u touch him or touch his "airpods" . Naved, however is way cooler than him and has the hugest dick. he cums in girls asses because he does not give a shit. habib can never get a girl and he is a bronie. he has a cum jar with rainbow dash and jacks off to mlp porn.
omg Habib is such a loser. SUCC
by Naved2008 December 04, 2019
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