Body to body contact plugged right into her socket and going at it like the hammers,
screwing her to the bedboards, fuckingserious interaction between the pair of us and
what is more I got an hwf for my efforts
Hwf can stand for "hot white female" or "healthy white female", they both basically mean the same though. 'Healthy' in this context is the same as being 'fit' in the UK, it means being attractive.
The term is mostly used on dating/hook up apps and websites by men to let women know what they are looking for.
Tom: yo dude I heard you went on tinder looking for hookups, what did you put in your bio to get rid of all the fatties and leftists?
Chad: I just put "looking for hwf" that gets rid of pretty much anyone who is a Liberal or ugly.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.