Someone who has an ultra heightened sense of hearing and has close bonds with animals. Are usually vegetarians or vegans. Enjoys music and in most cases are musically talented.
What are those other ppl talking about?" other guy shrugs "Why would I know?" first guy turns to him "Because you are a heintz!
by Gildedpaw August 25, 2010
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The act of kidnapping an underage quadruple amputee, also known as a nugget, and fulfilling every sexual fantasy with him/her whilst watching The Princess Bride. Then filming a homemade, erotic version of The Princess Bride called The Nugget Bride to sell on the dark web. After filming, if the nugget is no longer desirable, they are placed in a burlap sack (to resemble a nugget) and discarded behind a McDonald's.

The term originated and saw heavy use in the United States but is gaining popularity in Australia.
It was supposed to be Bernie's 7th birthday tomorrow but John took her and pulled a Dirty Heintz. It's not all bad though, she has a nice wheelchair and can almost afford a psychologist.
by The Black Humour April 9, 2021
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Joe Heintz is a world champion goose and duck caller located in Ferguson Falls MN. He does guided hunts for anyone who wants to go during hunting season, and is partial owner of molt gear.
Joe Heintz is so good at goose calling.
by RiverE November 22, 2020
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Always watching

The fridge
Did you see that rustle in the bushes? That was sam heintz
by Floobhs May 21, 2022
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