HAMazon

(adv.) to spend large amounts of money online shopping in a relatively short amount of time. A portmanteau of HAM and amazon.com.

Holy shit, after I found out about Prime day, I looked at all those things on sale and went HAMazon. I ended up getting a TV, a PS4, a spare controller, a charger, and a new router for less than $600!

by FlippinKamikaze July 18, 2016

Hamazon

Going “HAM” on Amazon; i.e. going on an Amazon shopping spree so 2 days later multiple packages are at your door

Damn, there’s 10 packages outside. The wife must have went Hamazon the other day

by Tg1105 November 21, 2019

HAMAZON

An extremely fat and tall woman who is constantly eating.

Did you see that hamazon gobble down that fifteen pounds of bacon? She obscured the sun!

by mageepet January 23, 2009