Gunfag

A person who likes guns, and often wants a conceal to carry permit. These people often make up bullshit excuses as to why something like that is ever necessary, when in reality they, like 16 year old girls, just want to be the center of attention.

Gun Lover: Yeah, I reckon I wanna get mah conceal to carry permit. I can be er real hero one day at dat derr Wal-Mart. Ya never know when some "craminal" will come and try to kill me or take all 8 dollars out of my shoe.

Sane person: So if someone has a gun pointed to your head you think you actually have options? You're a serious gunfag. Get off your cousin, and get a real hobby.

by gunfaghater April 4, 2011

gunfag

Someone highly interested in firearms and owning of firearms, usually for both recreational, and 2nd amendment purposes.

I am such a gunfag, too bad I was born in Europe and can't just get a gun...

by bubblard December 11, 2020

Gunfighter

a person highly skilled in the use of a gun and a veteran of many gunfights, especially one living during the frontier days of the American West.

That old man is dangerous... He's quite a Gunfighter!

by Billy Kid March 14, 2015

virtual gunfighter

a poser, combat veteran wannabe. AKA playstation commando, or basement ninja. SOmebody who plays too many video games and thinks that they are a weapons expert. When out of the basement, they can be found spreading misinformation about weapons based on the "information menu" on the game's weapon's menu. They are easy to spot, and use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or they insist that a 9mm will shoot through a block wall.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.

That virtual gunfighter just shot himself in the foot, better call 911.

by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009

Gunnage

Wood used to elevate a pile of material to allow access for a plate jack.

Gabe and Ivan didn’t use gunnage under the stack of ply wood. Now they’ll have to move it twice.

by Thekobra December 13, 2017

gonfaga

n. A term used to replace Gonzaga Highschool in D.C.
Often used by people in neighboring public schools or boys who didn't get in.

Boy 1: Dude, Gonfaga is so fucking gay, everyone who goes there is a fag. Hence the name.

Boy 2: Like I haven't heard the term Gonfaga a million fucking times. Get a new joke, asswipe.

by Sue Pirnova May 15, 2008

Liberal Gunfight

done like a western gunfight, 2 gay men stand back to back and when one says "JERK" they proceed to turn around and masturbate on eachother. the first to ejaculate on his opponent is the winner

Edwardo: i challenge you to a liberal gunfight, no faceshots

by mr awesomes July 12, 2009