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Gummy mummy 

Very similar to a Yummy mummy. ie a sexually attractive mother who looks after herself and her appearance.

There is, though, an important distinction. Gummy mummies are beautiful and attractive until they open their mouths. They have serious gum problems, normally caused by previous crack or meth addiction.
John: Wow, look at Tina's mum, she's a yummy mummy !!

Shaun: Who ? Shazza ? have you seen her when she opens her gob ? I'd say she's more like a gummy mummy.

coined the term
Gummy mummy by JustJayne November 19, 2010
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ur mummy a fuckin gummy 

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.
Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*
ur mummy a fuckin gummy by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

GummyGummy!! 

“Wow is that GummyGummy!!? Xe is such a poggers little gorgalicious fruitie tootie!
GummyGummy!! by f4ghutao March 26, 2022

gummygummy 

1)To be petite and easily taken advantage of.
2) Smiling with your gums instead of your teeth for a picture.
3) Rough intercourse.
1) You look gummygummy not gonna lie.
2) Bruh you are gummygummy.
3) You tryna get gummygummy?
gummygummy by DMNCLT November 29, 2023