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When you're so high that nothing makes sense and you feel completely out of body. People who are "guj" typically can't stop laughing, saying things that are incoherent, rambling, and other. People who are "guj" feel as if they are on a plane of existence so far gone, they're convinced they can understand alien. Hell yeah.

you have to send message a message to a group of loved ones in a server on discord. but there's so many choices, so many options. do you say "goodbye?" "fairwell?" "im baked as shit right now?" well, you need to group them all together first. a "guys" should be good. ah shit, you typed in "guj" instead. there's no going back now.
Guy 1: How high was I last night?
Guy 2: Bro, you were guj. You kept asking "What if Mario was blobby?" and almost pissed yourself laughing.

Author note: I am on the verge of guj right now.
guj by whyen March 5, 2022
Words you can keep
Me: Did you ask Sam if he wants to go to the warriors game tomorrow?

Danny: Yeah, but he's just being a guj.
guj by Vipeezy May 19, 2008
Related Words
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When a commonly used website upgrades itself and makes it worse.
Facebook is guj!
Guj by Daleb545 July 8, 2010
Something between gay, guy and chuj. Soft invective
He is so dumb, right?
No, he is just a little guj.
GUJ by Gujguy May 26, 2024

Gujjjujernuggin

A mythical land where penis is a delicacy. It’s said it’s somewhere in Finland.
Guy 1: Dude I went to Gujjjujernuggin!
Guy 2: The hell is Gujjjernuggin?
Guy1: My Dick is Gone
The Jews of India. People who hail from West Indian State of Gujarat i.e. Gujaratis or Gujjus. They are best known for their business acumen.
Oh damm those gujjews on Dalal Street control the Bombay Stock Exchange !
Ambanis are gujjews.
gujjew by Kem_Cho February 16, 2008
a brave caste that ruled northern India. Term used for bravery and daring acts as Spartan used for sparta people.The word is derived from "The Imperial Gujjar Pratiharas". also used for anger. Gujjars can belong to any religion Hinduism , Ilsmaic, sikhs
Being a Gujjar he is afraid of nothing.
2. don't try to be a gujjar.
Gujjar by questpluto January 2, 2010
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