Guitar Poser 

A person who thinks he or she is cool because they buy guitars and/or acessories but in reality have ABSOLUTELY NO idea how to play a guitar

Kevin: Hey dude. Sweet guitar!
Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.
Kevin: What songs can you play?
Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....
Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!

Guitar Poser by Kevrone June 21, 2009

Guitar Poser 

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

Guitar Poser by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

guitar hero poser 

A little kid that plays the game Guitar Hero way too much and then thinks that they are cool because they listen to rock music. But truly, they don't know any songs other than the ones in the game.

"Man, your brother is such a guitar hero poser, he thinks he's badass because he knows one song by Megadeth."

guitar hero poser by raven68 April 20, 2007

guitar hero poser 

Someone who thinks that because they are good at the video game Guitar Hero,they have a shred of talent with an actual guitar. They are usually mistaken.

Joey: Guys, we should jam this weekend. I just did Bark at the Moon on hard!

Lucas: Quit fagging up our oxygen with your n00bishness and idiocy, you guitar hero poser.

guitar hero poser by Jakelikescake July 3, 2007