A discord commonplace post used to insult the target by calling them gay typically in the form of an image.
If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.
If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.
Guy 1: "posts Gru Gay attack @Guy2#0001"
Guy 2: "Well frick. I can't think of any way to parry that. I guess I'm gay now."
Guy 1: "Lel. Such a gerdon."
Guy 2: "Well frick. I can't think of any way to parry that. I guess I'm gay now."
Guy 1: "Lel. Such a gerdon."
by BruhMomentAscendancy March 28, 2020
by Wyote100 August 15, 2022
The best thing ever. It can be used in many ways, with the click of an image editor. You can apply guns, no u, emerald shields, and "The person below is gay"s. Mostly used in online chat such as Discord and uh...
Discord but it is very powerful overall.
NEVER underestimate the Ultra Gru wielder.
Discord but it is very powerful overall.
NEVER underestimate the Ultra Gru wielder.
by Koroe December 30, 2022
A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice
Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!
by piXel6932 July 2, 2022
This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019
Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.
by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022