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Grow a Tail 

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to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit
Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail
Grow a Tail by stefanali pops September 26, 2005
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Grow a tail 

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to poop, or take a shit.
i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.
Grow a tail by Squirt95 August 22, 2008
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grow a tail 

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defecate
Nah, that's cool; I'm going to sit out this round; I gotta go grow a tail.
grow a tail by William Sherman July 15, 2002
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Grow a tail 

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To defecate. Equivalent to “take a dump” or “take a shit”.
I took too many laxatives, I need to grow a tail before I go.
Grow a tail by Average_tail_grower October 14, 2021
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grow a tail 

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To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.
(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"
grow a tail by Ted May 7, 2003
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